British Slang Dictionary

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binky :pacifier
cardigan :sweater
crisps :potato chips
Trainers :Sneakers
about-turn :U-turn
accountancy :accounting
across the pond :in America
adam and eve :Believe
advert :commercial
aerial :antenna
aeroplane :airplane
afters :dessert
aga :stove
ageing :aging
agony aunt :advice columnist
alcopop :Sugary ladies drink
ale :Beer
alkie :alcoholic
alreet :alright
aluminium :aluminum
americans killing brits :friendly fire
amongst :Among
amphitheatre :amphitheater
analogue :analog
analyse :analyze
analysing :Analyzing
anorak :geek
ansafone :answering machine
answerphone :answering machine
anti-clockwise :counter-clockwise
anticlockwise :counterclockwise
anyroad :anyway
apologise :apologize
appetiser :appetizer
apple and pears :stairs
apple n pears :stairs
apples and pairs :Stairs
apples and pears :stairs
arguements :arguments
aris :ass
armour :Armor
armoury :armory
arse :ass
arse over tit :Head over heels
arsed :bothered
arsehole :a**h**e
arseholed :drunk
aubergine :eggplant
aubergines :eggplants
aussie :australian
autocue :Teleprompter
axe wound :vagina
aye :yeah
aye-up :hello
jack all :nothing
back tickler :homosexual
badly packed kebab :vagina
bafoon :idiot
bagsie :claim
bairn :child
bairns :kids
baltic :very cold
bampot :clumsy idiot
bang :f**k
bangers :sausages
bap :breast
bargepole :ten-foot pole
barking :crazy
barm cake :bread roll
barman :Bartender
barmy :idiotic
barnet :hair
barney :trouble
barney rubble :trouble
barrister :lawyer
barry :excellent
bash on :perservere
batty :gay
batty man :homosexual
bedsit :one room apartment
beef bayonet :penis
beef curtains :vagina
bees and honey :Money
behaviour :behavior
bell end :penis tip
bellend :dickhead
bellow :yell
bender :drinking session
bendo :homosexual
berk :idiot
bespoke :customized
bessy :best
bevvie :alcoholic drink
bevvy :alcoholic drink
biccie :cookie
biffa :ugly chick
bifter :ciggarette
bil :police
bin bagged :evicted
bint :woman
biro :ball point pen
biscuit :cookie
biscuits :cookies
black bag :Trash Bag
bladdered :drunk
blag :mooch
blagged :robbed
blates :blatently
blathered :drunk
bleedin' :very
blem :cigarette
blighter :a**h**e
blighty :britian
blimey :wow
blinding :excellent
blinking :f**king
bloater :fat
bloke :guy
bloody :f**king
bloody nora :wow
blooming :f**king
blotto :drunk
blow off :fart
blower :telephone
blud :brother
boabie :penis
bob's your uncle :and there you have it
bobbie :policeman
bobbins :rubbish
bobby :Cop
bodge :screw up
bodge job :quick fix
boff :f**k
boffed :f**ked
boffin :nerd
bofoon :idiot
bog :toilet
bog roll :toilet paper
bog standard :basic
boggart :bogeyman
bogie :booger
boink :f**k
bollard :metal pole
bollocking :telling off
bollocks :testicles
bonk :f**k
bonked :f**ked
bonkers :insane
bonnet :hood
boobarse :c**t
bootnote :footnote
boozer :bar
borstal :juvenile detention center
bounder :bad egg
bovad :bothered
boxing day :day after christmas
brass :money
brass flute :prostitute
brass monkeys :cold
brill :brilliant
bristols :breasts
brolly :umbrella
brown bread :Dead
brub :Brother
brum :Birmingham
brummie :a person from Birmingham
brush :broom
bubtion :baby
bugbear :bogeyman
bugger :a**h**e
bugger :a**h**e
bullocks :Testicles
bullocksae :bulls**t
bum :butt
bum bag :fanny pack
bumbershoot :umbrella
bumf :paperwork
bunch of fives :fist
bung :throw
busk :play music in the street
busker :street musician
busking :Playing music for tips
butcher's :look
butcher's hook :look
butchers :look
butters :Ugly
buttie :sandwich
butty bar :sandwich shop
cack :s**t
cackhanded :clumsy
caffler :idiot
cakehole :mouth
calibre :caliber
camp :homosexual
candy floss :cotton candy
candyfloss :cottoncandy
caned :stoned
capitalise :capitalize
car boot :trunk
car park :parking lot
car parks :parking lots
caravan :trailer
careworn :looking worried
carivan :Car
carriageway :highway
carrier bag :shopping bag
cashpoint machine :ATM
catalogue :Catalog
cellotape :scotch tape
centimetre :centimeter
central reservation :median
centre :center
chabbie :Young child
chabbies :Young children
chancer :gambler
chap :guy
chaps :guys
charva :white trash
chav :White Trash wanna-be gangster
chaved :stole
chebs :boobs
cheeky :rude
cheerio :goodbye
cheers :thank you
cheesed off :annoyed
cheesy :tacky
chemist :pharmacy
cheque :check
cherry stone :cherry pit
chevy chase :face
chimminny :chimney
china plate :friend
chinstrapped :Very Very Tired
chipon :pal
chippie :restaurant
chippy :fish and chips
chips :fries
chivvey :hurry
chivvy :hurry
chivy :Hurry
chock a block :closely packed together
chocolate drops :chocolate chips
chuff :fart
chuffed :happy
cider :alcoholic drink
ciggie :cigarette
cinema :theater
clingfilm :Saran wrap
clobber :clothing
clot :idiot
clothes peg :Clothes Pin
clumpy dumplet :short person
cob :bun
cobblers :nonsense
cock :friend
cock up :mess up
cock-a-hoop :excited
cockney :east londoner
cocksure :confident
codger :old man
codswallop :nonsense
coffin dodger :Old Person
collywobbles :fear
colonies :America
colour :color
come a cropper :have an accident
come to that :for that matter
compere :emcee
conk :nose
cooker :oven
cop a :take a
cop off :f**k
copped off :f**ked
copper :policeman
corking :excellent
cornflour :cornstarch
corridor :hallway
costermonger :street vendor
cosy :cozy
cot :crib
cotch :loiter
cotton buds :Q-Tips
cotton wool :cotton ball
council house :public housing
counsellor :counselor
courgette :zucchini
courgettes :zucchini
cream crackered :tired
creps :Sneakers
crikey :wow
crisp :chip
crisps :chips
crumbs :aw man
crumpet :teacake
cushy :easy
CV :resume
da :father
dae :do
daffy :silly
daft :absent minded
dago :spaniard
dear :expensive
dialogue :dialog
diarrhoea :diarrhea
dickey bird :word
diddle :swindle
dinges :underwear
dingy :dirty
dinnae :didn't
dinner :lunch
dishy :attractive
dither :delay
doddle :easy
dodgem :bumper car
dodgem cars :Bumper cars
dodgy :shady
dog & bone :Telephone
dog and bone :phone
dog's bollocks :most excellent
dog's breakfast :mess
dog-end :cigarette butt
dogs bollocks :best
dogsbody :servant
dolt :idiot
dooze :Enough
dosh :money
doss :sit around doing nothing
dossing :sitting around doing nothing
doughnut :donut
dowdy :dull
dozy :slow
drailings :Teeth
draught :draft
draughts :checkers
drawing pin :thumb tack
dressing gown :bathrobe
dual carriageway :divided highway
dumbarse :dumbass
dunno :dont know
durex :condom
dust bin :garbage can
dust-bin-trolley :trash-truck
dustbin :trashcan
dustman :garbage man
duvet :comforter
dux :valedictorian
dyke :lesbian
ecosse :scotland
eejit :idiot
effing :f**king
effing and blinding :swearing
elastoplast :bandaid
elevenses :mid morning snack
ello :hello
em :them
encyclopaedia :encyclopedia
endeavour :endeavor
engerland :England
estate agent :realtor
fackin' ell :f**king hell
faff :pussyfoot
fag :cigarette
faggot :meatball
fags :cigarettes
fair dinkum :To be Fair
fak :f**k
fancies :likes
fancy :like
fancy dress :Costume
fannt :vagina
fanny :ass
fanny flaps :p***y
favour :favor
favourite :favorite
feck :f**k
fecking :silly
fibre :fiber
fillet :filet
film :movie
fish fingers :fish sticks
fit :Lovely
fitty :attractive
fizzy drink :soda
flange :p***y
flapp :flustered
flatmate :roomate
flavour :flavor
floater :turd
flog :sell
floop :c**k
fluke :lucky win
flumoxed :confused
flutter :gamble
flyover :overpass
foetus :fetus
fokked :very drunk
fondleslab :tablet
fondleslabs :tablets
football :soccer
footballer :soccer player
footpath :sidewalk
forenoon :morning
fortnight :two weeks
fringe :bangs
frock :dress
frog :frenchman
fud :vagina
full stop :period
fuzz :police
gaff :place
gaffe :home
gaffer :foreman
gallus :Excellent
gander :look
gaol :jail
gday :good day
gear lever :stick shift
gearbox :transmission
geezer :dude
geezer bird :transvestite
geordie :person from newcastle
george bush :Complete idiot
gerry :german
get my goat up :annoy me
get to fuck! :I do not believe that to be true, Sir!
get your bread dipped :get stuck in
giddy :dizzy
gimp :Disabled Person
git :b*****d
give over :give me a break
give way :yeild
glaikit :stupid
glamour :glamor
gob :mouth
gobbing :spitting
gobshite :bulls**t
gobsmacked :surprised
goggle box :TV
googly :bouncing cricket ball
goolies :balls
gorgey :gorgeous
gormless :dumb
graft :work
gramme :gram
grandmummy :grandmother
greens :vegetables
grey :gray
grizzle :moan
grotty :disgusting
ground floor :first floor
growler :cab
guff :fart
guffawed :laughed
gutted :dissapointed
guvnor :boss
gyp :pain
gypo :slob
haddaway and shite :I do not believe you, sir!
hae :have
hair slide :barrette
hairy axe wound :vagina
half inched :stolen
hallowe'en :halloween
hammered :drunk
hampstead heath :teeth
hand luggage :carry on baggage
handbag :Purse
handbrake :parking brake
harbour :harbor
harry potter and the philosopher's stone :Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone
have off :steal
haver :ramble incoherently
having kittens :being nervous
haway :come along
head boy :valedictorian
headmaster :Principal
hen night :bachelorette party
her indoors :wife
hereaboot :around here
higgledy piggledy :jumbled up
high flier :important person
high street :main street
hill walking :hiking
hippocrockapig :ugly woman
hire :rent
hob :stove
hobknocker :Idiot
hobnocker :idiot
homely :pleasant and comfortable
honour :honor
hoover :vacuum cleaner
hoovered :vacuumed
housemate :roommate
how are you :how do you do
humour :humor
hypermarket :Supermarket
i-tie :Italian
ice lolly :popsicle
icing :frosting
ickle :very small
in a hump :depressed
in the shit :in trouble
inbuilt :built-in
init :isn't it
initialise :initialize
innit :isn't it
ironmonger :hardware store
itie :italin
jacket potato :baked potato
jacksie :Ass
jam :jelly
jam-jar :Car
james blunt :c**t
james hunt :c**t
jammy :lucky
jangle :gossip
japs eye :pee hole
jelly :jell-o
jiffy :hurry
jim-jams :Undergarments
jings :gosh
john thomas :penis
johnny :Condom
jolly wacker :Penis
jomblies :tits
jugs :breasts
juiced up :drunk
jumble sale :rummage sale
jump leads :jumper cables
jumper :sweater
kagoul :poncho
kecks :pants
kerb :curb
kerfuffle :big fuss
khasi :toilet
khyber :butt
kilogramme :kilogram
kilometre :kilometer
kip :sleep
kit :uniform
kitchen roll :paper towel
kiwi :new zealander
klaxon :idiot
knackered :tired
knees up :party
knicked :stole
knickers :underwear
knob :penis
knobbed :f**ked
knobish :dickhead
knock me up :bang on my door
knock up :Wake Up
knockers :breasts
kraut :german
labour :labor
lad :guy
laddie :boy
laddy :boy
ladette :lush
lads :children
ladybird :ladybug
lager :pale ale
lairy :abusive
lashed :drunk
lass :girl
lassie :girl
laughing gear :teeth
launderette :laundromat
lavatory :Restroom
lavvie :restroom
lavvy :Toilet
lay by :rest stop
learnt :learned
leathered :Drunk
leg over :sex
lickalotapuss :lesbian
litre :liter
lob :Throw
lodger :renter
lolly :money
lollyice :popcicle
loo :bathroom
lorrie :truck
lorries :trucks
lorry :truck
lugholes :ears
lurgy :sickness
luvvie :gay actor
ma :mom
macintosh :raincoat
mackintosh :raincoat
made redundant :laid off
mafted :hot
make like shepherds :get the flock out of here
manky :gross
mardy :Moody
massai :Fantastic
mate :friend
mater :mother
mates :Friends
maths :math
merchant banker :wanker
metre :meter
mick :irishman
miffed :upset
mince :ground beef
mincer :meat grinder
ming :gross
minge :vagina
minged :moved in an ugly fashion
minger :ugly
minging :ugly as sin
mint :good
missus :wife
mits :hands
mockney :Fake London slang
moggy :cat
mole grip :vice
mong :stupid person
moose :unattractive woman
moreover :besides
moribund vacuity :American way
mosey :walk
mosie :mosquito
motorbike :motorcycle
motorcar :automobile
motorway :highway
mould :mold
moulting :Shedding
moustache :mustache
mucca :Mate
muck :dirt
muck about :mess around
muck raking :digging dirt
mucker :pal
muggle :non magic folk
mullered :drunk
mum :mom
munted :drunk
munter :unattractive woman
muppet :dimwit
mutt'n :deaf
nackered :tired
naff :tacky
nancy :homosexual
nappies :diapers
nappy :diaper
narked :annoyed
natter :chatter
naught :zero
naughts and crosses :tic tac toe
navvy :road worker
ned :white trash
neighbour :Neighbor
nesh :sensitive to the cold
newsagent :newspaper vendor
nick :steal
nicked :busted
nickers :underwear
niggle :nagging problem
niggling :nagging
nincompoop :idiot
ninny :idiot
nip round the local :go to the bar
nippy :irritating
nithered :freezing
nob :penis
nobble :disable
noice :nice
nonce :child molestor
norks :breasts
norwich :nickers off ready when I come home
nosh :snack
nought :zero
noughts and crosses :tic tac toe
nout :Nothing
nowt :nothing
nuffink :nothing
number plate :license plate
numbskull :idiot
numpty :idiot
nutter :insane person
Och :wow
oestrogen :estrogen
off license :liquor store
offence :offense
oggy :pasty
oi :hey
ol' :Old
old bill :police
olde :old
on the dole :unemployed
on yer tod :on your own
one off :something that happens once
optimisation :optimization
orf :off
organisation :Organization
organise :organize
organising :Organizing
orientated :oriented
outskirts :suburbs
outwith :outside
p.a. :personal assistant
paediatric :pediatric
paedophile :pedophile
pants :underwear
parcel :Package
parchment :Paper
parky :chilly
parlour :parlor
parritch :porridge
pastie :meat pie
pater :father
pavement :sidewalk
pay packet :pay check
pear shaped :gone wrong
peckish :hungry
pence :cents
pensioner :old person
perspex :plexiglass
pete tong :wrong
petrol :gas
phone box :phone booth
phut :expired
pickled :drunk
piddle :Pee
piddled :peed
piddles :pees
piehole :mouth
pikey :white trash
pillock :idiot
pillow biter :homosexual
pinch :steal
pinhead :idiot
pinney :Apron
pips :seeds
pish :piss
pished :drunk
piss artist :drunkard
pissed :drunk
pisshead :drunk person
pissy eyed :drunk
pitch :field
plank :idiot
plaster :bandaid
plastered :drunk
plates of meat :feet
pleb :idiot
plod :police
plonker :idiot
plopper :toilet
plough :plow
plunker :idiot
po faced :glum
polo neck :turtle neck
polythene :polyethylene
pommy :english
ponce :idiot
pong :bad smell
poo :poop
poochie :Vagina
poof :homosexual
poofter :homosexual
pop :dad
poppet :child
poppycock :Unbelievable
pork sword :penis
porkies :lies
porky :Lie
porky pies :lies
porridge :oatmeal
porter :doorman
posh :well to do
post :mail
postage & packing :shipping & handling
postbox :mailbox
postcode :zip code
postie :mailman
potholing :spelunking
potty :loopy
practising :practicing
pram :baby carriage
pranged :dented
prat :idiot
prawn :shrimp
press studs :snaps
pretence :pretense
programme :program
pub :bar
pudding :Dessert
pukka :Brilliant
punch-up :fistfight
pushchair :stroller
pushpin :thumbtack
pyjamas :pajamas
queue :line
queueing :lining
quid :currency
quine :girl
railway :railroad
randy :horny
ranker :enlisted man
rasher :bacon strip
rat arsed :drunk
rat-arsed :drunk
ratted :drunk
razz :puke
razzed :puked
razzers :Police
readies :folding money
realise :realize
recognise :recognize
reeking green trees :Marijuana
removal van :moving van
restroom :staff room
return ticket :round trip ticket
reverse charge call :collect call
reversing lights :back-up lights
ring up :call
rodger :horny
romp :f**k
romped :f**ked
ropey :not in good shape
rosie :tea
rosy lea :cup of tea
roundabout :traffic circle
row :argument
rub dub :Pub
rubber :eraser
rubber jonny :condom
rubbish :trash
rucksack :backpack
ruddy :f**king
rumour :rumor
sacked :fired
saffer :South African
saffie :South African
salmon canyon :vagina
samey :similar
sarnie :sandwich
sarnies :sandwiches
saviour :savior
scally :White Trash
scallywag :rascal
scapa :run
scarper :run away
scarpered :ran away
schemie :hoodlum
schtum :shut
scone :biscuit
scones :biscuits
scouser :person from Liverpool
scrap :junk
scrote :scum
scrummy :yummy
scrumpy :nasty drink
scuffer :policeman
scupper :obstruct
scuppereed :stopped
sellotape :scotch tape
semi housing :duplex
seppo :Yankee
septic :american
septic tank :yank
septics :americans
settee :sofa
shag :f**k
shagadelic :f**kable
shagged :f**ked
shambolic :unorganized
shandy :beer and lemonade
shank :knife
shash :nonsense
shat :took a s**t
shazza :female white trash
shilling :money
shirt lifter :faggott
shirt-lifter :faggott
shirty :irritable
shit hot :fantastic
shit me whack :pooed my pants
shite :s**t
shitfaced :drunk
shiv :stab
shizz :s**t
shoddy :cheap
shoney :crawl
shopping centre :shopping mall
shopping hall :mall
shopping trolley :shopping cart
shufty :look
sixes and sevens :crazy
skallywag :rascal
skane :I see
skanky :s**tty
skanky :s**t
sken :look
sket :s**t
skids :Underwear
skinfull :enough alcohol to get drunk
skins :condoms
skint :poor
skip :trash can
skive :unauthorized absence
sky rocket :pocket
skyrocket :pocket
slag :s**t
slaggy :s**tty
slapper :desperate person
slash :piss
slaughtered :Drunk
sleeping policeman :speed bump
sleeping rough :homeless
slewed :drunk
slippy :slippery
slummy :loose change
smalls :underpants
smarm :polite but insincere
smarmy :polite, insincere
smart dress :formal attire
smashing :good
smeg :gooey substance
smeg-for-brains :idiot
smeghead :idiot
snigger :snicker
snockered :drunk
snog :kiss
snogged :kissed
snogging :kissing
snooker :pool
sod all :nothing
sod it :forget it
sod off :get lost
sod you :bite me
sodding :annoying
softie :wimp
solicitor :lawyer
soya :soy
spack :idiot
spacker :idiot
spanner :wrench
sparky :electrician
specs :glasses
spiffing :excellent
splendid :excellent
spotted dick :sponge cake with raisins
spotty :zit faced
sprog :small child
spud :potato
spunk :semen
squaddie :soldier
squidgy :malleable
squiffy :pear shaped
squinty :crooked
squiz :look
stag night :bachelor party
starkers :naked
steady on :whoa
steamin :drunk
steaming :drunk
sterling :great
steve mcqueens :jeans
stiff one :strong drink
stonking :great
straight away :right away
stroppy :grumpy
sulphur :sulfur
sultanas :yellow raisins
sumfink :something
summat :something
supper :dinner
supper :dinner
surname :last name
suss :realise
swamp hopper :REALLY ugly chick
sweets :candy
sweetshop :candy store
swift half :quick drink
swiftie :quick drink
swimmers :swim trunks
swimming costume :swimsuit
swindle :con
switched on :sexy
swither :hesitate
swizz :con
swot :book worm
swotting :cramming
ta :thank you
table football :foosball
tackle :equiptment
tad :bit
tadge :penis
tadger :penis
tailback :traffic jam
take away :carry out
taking the mickey :making fun
taking the piss :making fun
takings :receipts
tanked :very drunk
tannoy :public address system
tardy :late
tart fuel :cheap, often fruit flavoured, alcoholic drinks
tartan :plaid
tater :potato
taters :cold
tea break :coffee break
tele :television
telebox :Television
telly :tv
tetchy :touchy
the baked bean :the queen
the battlecruiser :the drinking establishment
the beeb :the BBC
the bollocks :the best
the dog's bollocks :great
the dogs bollocks :the best
the ready :the spare cash
the stink :a**h**e
the tits :the best
the tube :the subway
theatre :theater
thine :yours
thingamajig :thing
thingamijig :thing
thou :you
tidings :news
tiffin :old car
tiger nuts :dingleberries
tilil :cash register
till :cash register
tinned :canned
tippex :white out
tipple :some sort of drink
tipsy :drunk
titchy :very small
titfer :hat
tits up :gone wrong
to bits :very much
toddle on off :move along to
todge :penis
todger :penis
toe rag :scoundrel
toff :upper class
toilet :bathroom
tolly :White Trash
tom tit :s**t
tomato sauce :catsup
tongue-wrestle :kiss
tonne :ton
toodle pip :goodbye
toodly :brilliant
top banana :First Rate
top hole :finest quality
top notch :finest quality
torch :flashlight
toss :masturbate
toss-pot :jerk
tottie :tiny
totty :pretty girl
tracky :tracksuit
trainers :sneakers
tram :train
treacle :molasses
trilby :felt hat
trolley :shopping cart
trolley dolly :stewardess
trolleyed :drunk
trollop :s**t
trouble and strife :wife
trouser snake :d**k
trousers :pants
tube :subway
tugger :Jerk off
tumour :tumor
tumped :farted
twat :p***y
twatted :hit
twee :tacky
twig :catch on
twit :nitwit
twonk :idiot
tyre :tire
tyres :tires
uncle ned :bed
unit trust :mutual fund
up the duff :pregnant
up the spout :not working
uphill gardener :homosexual
vapour :vapor
veras :cigarette papers
waffle :rambling conversation
waistcoat :vest
wally :idiot
wank :masturbate
wanked :jerked
wanker :jerk off
wankered :drunk
wankers :jerk offs
wanking :masturbating
wanking chariot :bed
wanking off :Masterbating
waps :breasts
wardrobe :Closet
washing-up liquid :dish soap
wassak :idiot
water biscuit :soda cracker
water closet :bathroom
wazz :piss
wazzack :idiot
wazzak :idiot
wazzock :idiot
wc :bathroom
wean :child
wedge :money
wee :small
wellies :boots
wellingtons :boots
welly :boot
whazzock :idiot
wheelie bin :trashcan
whilst :while
whimpy bar :hamburger stand
whinge :whine
whinger :whiner
whinging :Whining
whip round :collection of money
whispering eye :Vagina
whistle and flute :suit
whoops a daisy :oops
widdershins :Clockwise
wifey queer :lesbian
willie :penis
willy :penis
windscreen :windshield
wing mirrors :side mirrors
wintry :Cheerless, cold
wonga :money
wonky :not quite right
wotcha :hi
wotcher :hello
wuzzock :idiot
y fronts :tighty whities
y'r :your
yakking :talking
yampy :Crazy
yank :american
yankee :American
yanks :Americans
yardie :mobster
ye :you
yeh :you
yer :your
yob :hooligan
yobbo :hooligan
yobs :boys
yonks :a long time
zebra crossing :pedestrian crossing
zed :"z"
zimmer :walker
zip-fastener :zipper